Thursday, January 11, 2007

Good morning, Tim Gillons 

Hey Tim,

Glad you made it in to work today -- and, I'm sorry to hear about you having the runs all night last night. Just eat some fiber and stop whining.

Hey, do you think you can take the trash out sometime soon? The container is overflowing.

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Hi Dave,

Thanks for the kind words. Since it is just you and I in a conversation on this site, I feel comfortable telling you that it was just a case of my rash acting up (again). But, the Doc told me you should have nothing to worry about.

I have now emptied the garbage, so there should now be room to discard all your shopping bags after your spree yesterday. Please call me directly next time there is a garbage issue; it should be my main focus, but I lose sight of this sometimes.

As for my problem, because of it, *all* vaginas feel big to me, so I think I am just naturally addicted to the biggest ones out there. Luckily, I've found the bigger ones are usually the cheaper ones. Thus, I think have found a comfortable little equilibrium and have now accepted my fate.

Again, thanks for caring.

Your Pal,

Tim
 
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